Saturday, February 18, 2017

“Christian terrorism does not exist, Jewish terrorism does not exist, and Muslim terrorism does not exist. They do not exist.” ~ Top Leader of a YUGE Rome-based organization

When their biz is supposed to be with Good News but it ain't then run, don't just walk to the exit door. Yeah, ditch when they're sayin' it's true but it's 100% fake news in-place of the Good News.

Comanche Indian wisdom declares, “When you discover that you’ve been riding on a very stationary (dead) horse, the best strategy is to dismount and then not go find another unhealthy or stationary decaying beast to mount up on.”

In business, in churches or denominations, in government and (sometimes) in education oftentimes strategies can be tried in vain with dead horses… including the following:
  • 1. Buying a stronger whip.
  • 2. Changing lead rider.  It’s good to first inspect the whole horse.
  • 3. Saying things like, “This is the way we have always ridden dead horses.”
  • 4. Appointing a committee to study the horse as maggots arrive.
  • 5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
  • 6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
  • 7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse.
  • 8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.
  • 9. Comparing the state of dead horses in today’s environment vs. in history.
  • 10. Changing the requirements, declaring, “This horse is not actually dead.”
  • 11. Hiring contractors to ride the dead horse.
  • 12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.
  • 13. Declaring that “No horse is too dead to ride.”
  • 14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse’s performance.
  • 15. Funding a study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
  • 16. Purchasing a product to make dead horses run faster.
  • 17. Declaring the horse is “better, faster and cheaper dead.”
  • 18. Forming a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
  • 19. Reviewing the performance requirements for horses.
  • 20. Saying this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.
  • 21. “Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.(My personal favorite!)
Not original with me. Comanche author unknown. But there seems to be many versions of dysfunctional strategies, click here ..
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