Friday, July 18, 2014

Huh! Without even asking, Husband 1.0 just uninstalled valuable programs at home, such as Romance 9.5 and Listening 7.5 and then reinstalled really buggy programs like NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.

Are you haven't some trouble adjusting to married life? Have you been married a long or short time? Are you both still workin' on it?

You didn't forget the basic disciplines of spiritual growth did you? Are you both in Christ? You know that He works and they work if ya just obey and work em. 

Edified, built up, equipped, healed, fully restored, strengthened, growin' spiritually in Him, and harmoniously working together.. yup, that's exactly how God wants each of our Christian marriages to be. He can shine through your Christ-centered marriage. 

Yes, He wants all this for a ministry purpose, first upwards in worship to His Son and then outwards so that the world can see and come to experience relationship with His Son. 

"May you be STRENGTHENED with all power, according to His glorious might, for all endurance and patience with J O Y."

How is your marriage doing? Do you still pray and read the Bible together? Do that stuff again and please don't try to upgrade to a newer model. Ain't gunna help. 

Me thinks reboot the same system you've loved for years, or go back to an earlier restore point with it a.k.a., together start seeking first the Kingdom of God and His righteousness allowing the Lord to be Lord of all. Now, here's a couple letters that still challenge me...

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed, Desperate

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, While Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. 
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Hope it works better for ya,
Tech Support

*Letters by Anon. Tkx.
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